Are you busy on Sunday, September 13th, at 8PM Eastern? Trick question. Of course you 're not! It's 2020! Now that we've established you're available, howsabout you join me and a kickass lineup of fellow readers for a Virtual Noir at the Bar? There'll be cocktails, music, stories, and almost certainly not pants! Best of all, it's safe as houses—specifically, yours—and doesn't cost a dime. All you've gotta do is pour a drink and click the link . Hope to see ya then.