Saturday, October 27, 2018

Appearance: Murder and Mayhem in Milwaukee, 11/3

Next weekend, Katrina and I are headed to the land of beer and cheese for one of our favorite events around: Murder and Mayhem in Milwaukee. Here's a taste of what we have in store:

Slow and Low (11AM) Lou Berney in conversation with Katrina Niidas Holm

Body Movin' (1PM) Matthew FitzSimmons, Andrew Gross, Libby Fischer Hellmann, Chris Holm, Nick Petrie, and Susanna Calkins (m)

You can check out the full schedule here. Honestly, you won't find another that's half as action-packed for $40, so if you're anywhere nearby, I highly recommend you register now.

Saturday, August 25, 2018

The Stalker's Guide to Finding Chris (and Katrina) at B'con 2018

I'm not sure how it snuck up on me so quickly, but Bouchercon 2018 is right around the corner*! If you, too, are B'con-bound and would like to stalk** me, but can't be arsed*** to scour the program for my name****, here's where I'll be:


The Inside Scoop: What Reviewers Want You to Know*****
11AM to 11:45AM
Oline Cogdill, Andrew Gulli, Jon Jordan, Katrina Niidas Holm, and Peter Rozovski (m)

Bring Your Shovels: How to Move a Body
1PM to 1:45PM
w/Lou Berney, Jamie Mason, Clare O'Donohue, Daniel Palmer, and Matthew Clemens (m)

In addition, it's exceedingly likely that, in the morning, you'll find me near a source of strong coffee and, in the evening, wherever beer and wine are flowing freely. If so, please feel free to say hello. I'm always****** happy to chat and/or sign books. Safe travels! Hope to see you there!

*Temporally speaking, that is. Geographically speaking, St. Petersburg is a solid fifteen hundred miles from my couch.

**This is a joke. Please don't stalk me.

***Yup. Totes******* just pulled off "arsed."

****Which, frankly, seems a little lazy of you, but whatevs.********.

*****An astute reader might note that I am not actually on this panel. My lovely and talented wife, however, is, so you'll find me front and center.

******Bathrooms excluded. Lurking in my hotel room closet strongly discouraged.

*******Also totes just pulled off "totes."

********Less convinced that I pulled off "whatevs."

Thursday, August 16, 2018

All right, already. You get the point.

Howdy, blog-folk! If you're reading this, you probably know by now that I'm a regular contributor to Do Some Damage's 7 Minutes With podcast, so it seems a little silly to post about it every two weeks, when an episode goes live (as the fifth one did today).

If you're in the market for some dumb jokes and fun recommendations, maybe give us a listen. If not, then you're in luck, because I'm gonna stop bugging you about it here.

Monday, August 06, 2018

Stuff & Nonsense

The lovely and talented Alex Segura was kind enough to feature me in his latest newsletter, in which we discuss what I've been working on lately, recent reads I'd recommend, and the only reason I'm not morbidly obese. Give it a gander, and consider subscribing while you're at it!

Thursday, August 02, 2018

7 Minutes With, Episode Four

For this episode of 7 Minutes With, Steve and I steal a page from the AV Club's late, lamented "Random Rules" feature by pressing shuffle and talking about the first five songs that come up. (It's possible I was just too lazy to prepare.) And, of course, Jed and Holly talk movies and TV, respectively, albeit with considerably more forethought. Click through to give it a listen!

Tuesday, July 17, 2018

7 Minutes With, Episode Three

Episode three of Do Some Damage's 7 Minutes With podcast is now live! In this episode, Steve Weddle and I chat about two new records worth checking out, plus classic July releases from Elvis Costello, Mission of Burma, the Beastie Boys, and more. Steve also talks to Jed Ayres about movies, and Tom Pitts fills in for a vacationing Holly West on the TV beat. Click through to give it a listen.

Monday, July 16, 2018

UNLOADED Vol. 2 is now available!

Anyone who regularly reads this blog, or follows me on social media, knows that I'm a passionate advocate for commonsense gun control—so I was delighted that Eric Beetner invited me to contribute to the second volume of his Anthony Award nominated UNLOADED series.

These anthologies are a who's who of the crime-fic world. UNLOADED Vol. 2: More Crime Writers Writing Without Guns features contributions from Sara Paretsky, James Ziskin, Laura McHugh, and the late Bill Crider, to name but a few. It also features a brand new short story called "Con Season" by yours truly. And, oh yeah, it's out today!

As with the first volume, every story in UNLOADED Vol. 2 is firearm-free—although guns feature prominently in E.A. Aymar's moving essay—and all proceeds go to States United to Prevent Gun Violence. To be clear, though, the UNLOADED series is neither partisan nor anti-gun. Contributing authors hail from both sides of the political aisle, and many of them own guns. What unites us is our desire to end put an end to senseless bloodshed. If you'd like to do your part, and get some kickass crime fiction in the process, pick up a copy of UNLOADED Vol. 2 today.

Friday, July 06, 2018

"7 Minutes With, Episode Two" or "The Do Some Damage Podcast Redux"

The second episode of Do Some Damage's 7 Minutes With podcast is now live! As ever, Steve Weddle solicits movie, TV, and music recommendations from Jed Ayres, Holly West, and yours truly, respectively. This episode, I offer up some musical suggestions for the Trump era (and maybe coin the phrase "Neo-Kanye" in the process). Go put it in your earholes.

EDITED TO ADD: If you'd like to hear the songs and artists Steve and I discussed, check out his Spotify playlist.

Wednesday, July 04, 2018

Four for Four(th)

On this, the Fourth of July, I offer up four links for your reading pleasure.

Link the First is an interview about tattoos I did with Toe Six Press. (For those who don't know, I have several—ten, to be specific, though some required multiple sittings and others have been added to over the years, which makes that number somewhat misleading.)

Link the Second is a delightful review of RED RIGHT HAND, courtesy of The Crime Warp.

Link the Third is my lovely and talented wife's interview with Tomi Adeyemi, author of the utterly engrossing runaway bestseller CHILDREN OF BLOOD AND BONE, for Publishers Weekly.

Link the Fourth is (appropriately enough) the full text of the Declaration of Independence, adopted by the Second Continental Congress on this date in 1776. If you haven't read it since grade school, give it a gander. It's a truly moving document, if a product of its time—simultaneously inspiring in its potential and a reminder of how far we've come. This (lightly edited) quote encapsulates both perfectly:
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all [people] are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
Happy birthday, America. May we one day live up to the idea of you.

Thursday, June 21, 2018

The Do Some Damage Podcast

Whenever Steve Weddle asks me to pitch in on a project, I say sure—partly because he and I go back a ways, and partly because he's stashed damaging Polaroids of me in safe deposit boxes around the country. (Sidebar: Jack Donaghy was right; you should never follow a hippie to a second location.)

Luckily, Steve's latest project is right up my alley. He's rebooted the Do Some Damage podcast, and invited me to contribute a regular seven-minute segment in which we chat about whatever music I've been digging. Holly West and Jed Ayres are onboard, too, talking television and movies, respectively.  Lord only knows what Steve has on them.

Wanna check it out? Click through to give it a listen.

Monday, June 11, 2018

The Bastard Title

Angel Col√≥n is a damn fine writer and a good friend, so when he invited me to guest on his new podcast, The Bastard Title—which cultivates the vibe of eavesdropping on cool conversations in a writing conference bar—I was all in. My episode is now live. Click through to give it a listen, and if you dig it, be sure to subscribe via your favorite podcast platform.

Wednesday, May 09, 2018

Appearance: Interviewing GALE FORCE Author Owen Laukkanen, 5/17

Owen Laukkanen is one of my favorite thriller writers on the planet and a damn good guy, to boot. His latest, GALE FORCE, is a breakneck tale of maritime adventure in which a salvage crew chasing a big payday winds up on a collision course with the Yakuza.

Sounds awesome, right? It is. That's why I'm delighted to be chatting with Owen about it 7PM Thursday, May 17, at Print. The event is free and open to the public, so if you're in the greater Portland area and want to snag a signed copy of a kickass thriller, be sure to swing by. Hope to see you there!

Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Crime in the Time of Trump

I've been holed up writing of late, but I wanted to resurface briefly to point y'all toward Brad Parks' terrific CrimeReads piece about writing crime fiction in the time of Trump. He talks to agents, editors, and authors, including yours truly, and offers a fascinating snapshot of our chosen genre.

Saturday, March 24, 2018

On the Second Amendment

As I write this, our streets are filled with concerned citizens—many of them children—marching in support of commonsense gun control. In light of that, I'd like to talk about the Second Amendment, which reads, in its entirety:
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
Our forefathers' way with words is well documented, but that, my friends, is a garbage sentence. Perhaps that's why its meaning has long been hotly debated.

One school of thought, the individual right theory, claims that "the right of people to keep and bear Arms" confers an individual right to every citizen of the United States. Another school of thought, the collective rights theory, argues that the prefatory clause "A well regulated Militia" suggests the framers intended only to protect the states from the federal government legislating away their collective right to self-defense.

When the Supreme Court first tackled this question, in 1939's United States v. Miller, they came down on the latter side, saying that sawed-off shotguns could be banned because such weapons played no role in "the preservation or efficiency of a well regulated militia." In the court's mind, as elucidated by its unanimous* opinion, the framers included the Second Amendment to ensure that we maintained an effective military. (*Said opinion was 8-0, as one justice did not participate in the case.)

Then came 2008's DC v. Heller, in which the plaintiff challenged the constitutionality of Washington DC's handgun ban. In a 5-4 decision, the court reversed seventy years of precedent by ruling that United States citizens had an individual right to bear arms unconnected to militia service, provided the arms were intended for lawful purposes, such as sport or self-defense.

That's a lot to digest, I know, so let me put it more plainly. For the first 219 years of our country's existence, its citizens didn't have an individual constitutional right to bear arms. In fact, when the Supreme Court finally granted it, Flo Rida sat atop the music charts.

Here's the thing, though. While DC v. Heller represented a seismic shift in the court's interpretation of the Second Amendment, it by no means granted us unfettered access to any damn firearm we pleased. Conservative godhead Antonin Scalia made it clear in his majority opinion that it was still permissible to ban those sawed-off shotguns from United States v. Miller, because sawed-off shotguns served no law-abiding purpose:
Like most rights, the right secured by the Second Amendment is… not a right to keep and carry any weapon whatsoever in any manner whatsoever and for whatever purpose. 
Nothing in our opinion should be taken to cast doubt on longstanding prohibitions on the possession of firearms by felons and the mentally ill, or laws forbidding the carrying of firearms in sensitive places such as schools and government buildings, or laws imposing conditions and qualifications on the commercial sale of arms. 
We also recognize another important limitation on the right to keep and carry arms. Miller (an earlier case) said, as we have explained, that the sorts of weapons protected were those 'in common use at the time'. We think that limitation is fairly supported by the historical tradition of prohibiting the carrying of ‘dangerous and unusual weapons.’
Scalia went on to say that there were other acceptable limitations on the individual right to bear arms, such as a prohibition on carrying concealed.

The point is, even the most conservative court in decades placed limitations on our right to bear arms. And, since DC v. Heller, lower courts have upheld commonsense gun control laws over and over again. The kind of laws that protect the rights of law-abiding citizens while keeping guns out of the hands of the violent and the mentally ill. The kind of laws the vast majority of Americans (and gun owners, and even NRA members) support.

Those who rail against commonsense reforms aren't just outside the mainstream, they're also dead wrong about their Second Amendment rights. They may drape themselves in the flag, but they have no more regard for the Constitution than they do for the thirty-thousand Americans who die every year as a result of gun violence. They're not patriots, they're petulant children throwing temper tantrums because they don't want anyone to take away their toys. Does that sound to you like the sort of person who should have an assault rifle?

Yeah, me neither. Good thing, then, that even the most conservative reading of the Second Amendment allows us to restrict their access.

Sunday, March 11, 2018

Appearance: Baxter Memorial Library, 3/22

In which your intrepid hero emerges, blinking, from his writing cave and, upon seeing his (bedraggled and bebearded) shadow, issues the following missive before disappearing once more...

On Thursday, March 22 at 7PM, I'll be chatting and reading at the Baxter Memorial Library in Gorham, Maine. The event is free and open to the public, and the fine folks behind The Bookworm will be on hand in case you'd like to pick a little something up while you're there. Hope to see you then!

Thursday, February 15, 2018

Good Guys With Guns

“The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun,” quoth Wayne LaPierre, “is a good guy with a gun.” When he and his acolytes say that—and they say it a fucking lot—they're not talking about trained law enforcement officials, but armed civilians.

LaPierre is the executive vice president—and, oftentimes, the public face—of the National Rifle Association, so it’s safe to say that he’s got skin in the game. His words have become a rallying cry for gun rights advocates, and it’s easy to see why. They’re simple, unfussy, and direct. They’ve got a nice ring to them. The problem is, they’re utter horseshit—a pop-culture-fueled wish-fulfillment fantasy with no basis in reality.

I should know. As a thriller writer, I make my living peddling that fantasy. And as a scientist, I know a thing or two about analyzing data.

LaPierre’s axiom is repeated ad nauseam every time a mass shooting dominates the news cycle. And don’t get me wrong: an armed civilian has, on occasion, had a positive impact on an active shooter situation—but the numbers indicate that it’s exceedingly unlikely. A 2014 FBI report that looked at 160 mass shootings between 2000 and 2013 determined that 56% of them “ended on the shooter’s initiative” (meaning suicide, surrender, or fleeing the scene). 28% ended after “law enforcement and the shooter exchanged gunfire.” And 13% “ended after unarmed citizens [emphasis mine] safely and successfully restrained the shooter.”

So how many were ended by armed civilians? Five, for a total of 3%, although four of those five were actually on-duty security guards. That’s right: out of 160 mass shootings examined by the FBI, only one ended favorably thanks to the intervention of an armed Samaritan. For those playing along at home, that works out to about 0.6%.

The NRA and their proxies claim that this is because most mass shooters intentionally target gun-free zones, such as schools—the implication being that the shooters are afraid of all those good guys with guns—but the FBI’s report indicates no such bias in their decision-making, and a subsequent study by Everytown for Gun Safety concluded that only 14% of the mass shootings between 2009 and 2014 took place within gun-free zones.

Of course, horrifying though they are, mass shootings represent less than 1% of firearm deaths in the United States—and if we expand the conversation to include all firearm deaths, the argument in favor of flooding our streets with guns gets weaker still.

A Washington Post analysis of the FBI’s 2012 homicide data indicated that for every justifiable gun homicide, there were thirty-four criminal gun homicides, seventy-eight gun suicides, and two accidental gun fatalities. That’s one hundred fourteen senseless deaths for every bad guy in the ground.

The good guys are losing in a rout.

The Post’s conclusions, though alarming, are hardly an aberration. In 2008, a study in the New England Journal of Medicine determined that living in a home with guns made you twice as likely to be murdered, and four times as likely to commit suicide.

It’s no wonder the NRA has lobbied hard for decades to prevent federal funding from being used to research gun violence.

Despite their attempts to stonewall, the numbers are clear, and the conclusions are painfully obvious: the more guns we have—on our streets, in our homes—the less safe we become. But, according to a recent Gallup poll, 63% of Americans still feel safer with a gun in the house, and whenever there’s a mass shooting, gun sales actually go up.

Why is that? What makes the idea of a good guy with a gun so seductive? I think the answer lies not in fact, but in fiction.

The modern action hero—think Lee Child’s Jack Reacher or Robert Ludlum’s Jason Bourne—is the latest iteration in an archetype that’s existed for as long as we’ve told stories. Fifty years ago, they would’ve been PIs. A hundred or so, they would’ve been cowboys. Five hundred years ago, they would have been knights errant—unwavering in their honor, unerring in their sense of justice, unmatched in their skill with bladed weapons.

It’s a potent archetype because it’s aspirational—we’d all like to think that there's a hero inside us, just waiting to be called to action—and because we feel safer believing men (until recently, they’ve almost all been men) like that exist. But despite their gritty, real-world trappings, these characters have more in common with superheroes than living, breathing humans.

I don't care how much you love superhero movies; if some rando put on a spandex bodysuit and patrolled your neighborhood, you'd quite rightly think that he was off his nut. Why don’t we feel the same about an untrained dope thinking he’s John Rambo every time he carries concealed?

Look, I'm from a hunting family. A law-enforcement family. I was raised around firearms, and I’ve seen firsthand what responsible gun ownership looks like. But the fact is, innocent people are dying. We need to do something to stem the tide of gun violence. I don’t pretend to have all the answers, and anyone who claims they do is lying—but it's possible to take decisive action without running afoul of the Second Amendment or penalizing responsible gun owners.

A good first step would be to close the private sale loophole by implementing universal background checks. In most states, private sellers (a term that encompasses anyone who’s not a licensed dealer) aren’t required to run background checks, despite the fact that the overwhelming majority (approximately 96%, according to the Law Center to Prevent Gun Violence) of repeat gun offenders obtain the weapons they use in the commission of crimes via private sales.

Currently, only eight states (plus the District of Columbia) require universal background checks. The Law Center to Prevent Gun Violence determined that those states "experience 48% less gun trafficking, 38% fewer deaths of women shot by intimate partners, and 17% fewer firearms involved in aggravated assaults. States with universal background check requirements also have a 53% lower gun suicide rate, and 31% fewer suicides." And if universal background checks were implemented nationwide, those numbers would almost certainly improve, because criminals couldn't simply drive to neighboring states to buy guns.

Seems reasonable, doesn’t it? That must be why the vast majority of Americans—including 84% of gun owners and 74% of NRA members, according to a 2013 survey conducted by the New England Journal of Medicine—support universal background checks.

If only the NRA itself were so reasonable. They’ve sunk millions into opposing commonsense gun control measures. In recent years, they've also pushed through legislation that made it easier for criminals, terrorists, and the mentally ill to purchase firearms, despite the fact that the majority of their members oppose such measures.

Maybe they oughta listen to those good guys with guns.

Thursday, February 08, 2018

Appearance: Maine Crime Writers Staged Reading, 3/5

Join me Monday, March 5 at Portland Stage for an event unlike any other, in which actors perform readings of local crime fiction authors Brenda Buchanan, Richard Cass, Barbara Ross, Lea Wait, and yours truly.

Some of the readings will be excerpts from larger works. Mine will be a short story in its entirety—specifically, my Derringer Award nominated "Pretty Little Things," which first appeared in Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine way back in 2013. (We were such kids back then, foolish and innocent... or was that just me?)

I participated in this event last year, and it was an absolute blast. The house was packed, and the readings slayed. (The picture at the top of this post was taken during their performance of my short story "Eight Pounds," which I'm proud to say was the most gruesome of the readings by a damn sight.)

The event is pay-what-you-can, with a suggested donation of $10 in advance and $15 at the door. It kicks off with a reception at 6:30PM (featuring free wine, beer, and Flatbread pizza); performances begin at 7:00PM. There will be books for sale if you're interested, and I suspect we writers will hop onstage to chat awhile when the performances are through. Hope to see you there!