Saturday, August 25, 2018

The Stalker's Guide to Finding Chris (and Katrina) at B'con 2018

I'm not sure how it snuck up on me so quickly, but Bouchercon 2018 is right around the corner*! If you, too, are B'con-bound and would like to stalk** me, but can't be arsed*** to scour the program for my name****, here's where I'll be:


The Inside Scoop: What Reviewers Want You to Know*****
11AM to 11:45AM
Oline Cogdill, Andrew Gulli, Jon Jordan, Katrina Niidas Holm, and Peter Rozovski (m)

Bring Your Shovels: How to Move a Body
1PM to 1:45PM
w/Lou Berney, Jamie Mason, Clare O'Donohue, Daniel Palmer, and Matthew Clemens (m)

In addition, it's exceedingly likely that, in the morning, you'll find me near a source of strong coffee and, in the evening, wherever beer and wine are flowing freely. If so, please feel free to say hello. I'm always****** happy to chat and/or sign books. Safe travels! Hope to see you there!

*Temporally speaking, that is. Geographically speaking, St. Petersburg is a solid fifteen hundred miles from my couch.

**This is a joke. Please don't stalk me.

***Yup. Totes******* just pulled off "arsed."

****Which, frankly, seems a little lazy of you, but whatevs.********.

*****An astute reader might note that I am not actually on this panel. My lovely and talented wife, however, is, so you'll find me front and center.

******Bathrooms excluded. Lurking in my hotel room closet strongly discouraged.

*******Also totes just pulled off "totes."

********Less convinced that I pulled off "whatevs."