Read King Dork. Seriously. Right now, if possible.
That is all. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and start a band. I'm thinking The Fiona Deal, me on guitar and prestidigitation, Kat on bass and notarizing, and Maggie and Binkley on drums, percussion, percussive drums, and string-chasing.
Oh, those last two might be cats. Man, I need more friends.